As RD so eloquently puts it, IS there no shame? What pie doesn't Donald Rumsfeld have his fingers in?

And I can't quite figure out why, but going from White House cybersecurity czar to eBay just doesn't seem like that much of a stretch.

UPDATE: And in the 'what could be more perfect' department, the new DHS privacy czarina comes from - (it's almost too difficult to type) - DoubleClick! I don't retain much (other than water nowadays) but I remember clearly the privacy hell DoubleClick made for themselves. The outrage is endless.